Mom: "So are you going to shave for tonight"
Me: "No not till December"
Mom: "You should shave tonight"
Me: "But it's No Shave November"
Mom: "You should Shave For---ever"
"I see your growing out your thinking whiskers"
Me: "Sup Shawtttyy"
Hot girl: *Walks away*
lol this didn't exactly happen
17 days in, my friend goes "Are you doing No shave November?"
Me: Yeah, man I've been growing it the whole month and your the first person who noticed
Probably my most frequent response though was...
"Why do you have pubes on your face"
"Look you have pubes on your face"
"Man, you got pubes on your face"
haha i kind of forgot the exact words but you get the point.
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